Don't you hate it how doctors are always trying to be the smartest person in the room? for instance.
i say: Doctor!! I have this intense pain in my shoulder!
Doctor : Oh, it must be all the texting you do.
Me : but doctor?? I know its not that! I don't even have a phone!
Doctor : Oh trust me. Everyone in my office says that.
Me : NO, trust me. I KNOW thats not what it is.
Doctor : OH YEAH? and how would you know?